Neil will give a comedy show for you at the fair. Called 'Survival Guide to the Dutch'
Maybe you know Neil of his boat tour company 'Those Dam Boat Guys'. They provide canal tours on small boats that fit 10 or 12 people. It's a pretty relaxed experience as the group is small enough for us to have conversations, rather than pre-recorded talks like on the big boats. Passengers are also encouraged to bring a picnic, and anything they would like to smoke, if they so choose.